原文
Just because I wouldn't mind if rabbit or someone I really liked pissed on me doesn't mean I have a pee pee kink! I just would not mind, like I don't MIND pickles on my hamburger but that doesn't mean I LIKE pickles on my hamburger!! I dont!!
翻译结果
Just forsooth, that I would not be vexed if a rabbit or someone whom I truly fancied did urinate upon me, it doth not imply that I possess a penchant for such! I simply would have no grievance, much like I bear no malice towards pickles gracing my hamburger; yet it doth not signify that I do take pleasure in them upon my fare!! Forsooth, I do not!!