Hamlet's Situation

Hamlet where are you? what has happened?
Horatio, a horrible thing occurred. We were on our way to England when we got stopped by a pirate ship and they kidnapped me.
What about Rosencranz and Guildenstern?
They're on their way to England, the pirates only took me because they knew I am the prince.
Oh no, My lord. How far away are you?
We are about half way to England.
Lord we will come almost as soon as we possibly can!
Thank you dear Horatio. What a wonderful friend.
Of course. Have they harmed you?
No, on the contrary they have been quite kind. But they want something from me.
And what is that something?
I will have to tell you when you arrive.

Hamlet, wherest thou? What hath come to pass?
Horatio, a dreadful thing hath occurred. We were upon our journey to England when we were stayed by a pirate ship and they did kidnap me.
What of Rosencranz and Guildenstern?
They are en route to England; the pirates took me only because they knew I am the prince.
Oh no, My lord. How far art thou away?
We are about halfway to England.
Lords, we shall come almost as soon as it may be possible!
I thank thee, dear Horatio. What a wondrous friend.
Of course. Have they done thee harm?
No, on the contrary, they have been quite kind. But they seek something from me.
And what is that something?
I shall have to tell thee when thou dost arrive.