The Fairest Maiden

The prettiest girl in all land
Was left alone without a hand
To hold, or teach, or mold, or pray
She fell down the sewer and got led astray
Monsters, demons, and all the rest
Took her soul and innocence
They tweezed and pulled all that was left
Till she was made a Disney princess

Þe fægerestan mæden on eallum landum
Wæs forlǣten ān utan handa
To hǽbban, oððe leornian, oððe wyrcean, oððe gebiddan
Hēo feoll on þone seofor and gēat forlēas
Mynstras, dæmonas, and eall ōþer þing
Tōgēaton hire sāwl and unscæðþigdom
Hīe ætforan swā þeah gehende mid hænode,
Till hīo wæs geworht a Disney cyninges wif.