Original Text
Thus, the raven has been sitting on the busting pallas, and he only moves when KSI's atrocious song named Thick Of It comes on, and he turns that shit off.
Translation Result
Þus, se hræfn hæfð siten on þære busstende pallas, and he onliċ mæneþ þonne KSI's ægðerhād song gehaten Thick Of It cymþ, and he forswiceð þæt wæste.