A Plea for Caution

Now, afore God, I am so vex'd, that every part about me quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word; and as I told you, my young lady bade me inquire you out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself.
But first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her into a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behaviour, as they say; for the gentlewoman is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing to be off red to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.
Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress.
I protest unto thee -
Good heart, and, i' faith, I will tell her as much.
Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman.
What wilt thou tell her, nurse? Thou dost not mark me.
I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer.
Bid her devise
Some means to come to shrift this afternoon;
And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell Be shriv'd and married. Here is for thy pains.

Now, before God, I am so vexed that every part of me doth quiver. Base knave! Pray thee, sir, a word; and as I have told thee, my young lady did bid me inquire after thee; what she bade me say, I shall keep to myself.
But first let me tell thee, if thou shouldst lead her into a fool's paradise, as they say, it would be a very gross kind of behavior; for the gentlewoman is young; and therefore, if thou shouldst deal double with her, truly it would be an ill thing to offer any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.
Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress.
I protest unto thee -
Good heart, and in faith, I will tell her as much.
Lord! Lord! She will be a joyful woman.
What wilt thou tell her, nurse? Thou dost not heed me.
I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which I take it to be a gentlemanly offer.
Bid her devise
Some means to come to confession this afternoon;
And there she shall at Friar Laurence's cell Be shriven and married. Here is for thy pains.