Originaltext
Hello there, I am Hudson, I am 16 years old, I speak some German but I am fluent in English. I am in grade 12 and it sucks ass
Übersetzungsergebnis
Hail to thee, I am Hudson; I am sixteen winters old, and I speak a smattering of German, yet I am fluent in English. I art in the twelfth grade and it doth sucketh greatly.